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The Guy Who Asked Story

Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.

Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.

15 years later…

Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.

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by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023
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Apuke

person with the looks of a god and the feel of real-life hero

Originated :
1. A puke = A vomit or
2. Apu ( nahasapeemapetilon from The Simpsons ) + ke ( meaning little in dutch )
Hey who is that dude standing across the street looking like a god ? It must be Apuke !
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Nobody asked you

Nobody asked you to write this definition. It just sort of happened you know?
Nobody asked you to do that. Nobody told you to do that.
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Who Asked

a term used by people who gets absolutely no bitches whatsoever.
"Yo, I beat the final level in this game bro"

"Who?"

"Me, I just-"

"NO WHO ASKED YOU (slur)"
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Asuka

A Japanese name of a girl.

Girls with this name usually are highly intelligent, perfect wife material, has strong work ethic, bright, optimistic, nurturing, exceptionally beautiful and loved by many.
Asuka is amazing.
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Asskettle

To follow through after ejaculating in someones ass by pissing
"Man Kristjan really used Heather as an Asskettle last night"
by donkeypunchxsxsxs March 15, 2007
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Who asked you anyway?

A response given to a party who offers an opinion when no invitation for opinion was ever extended.
Person A:
"Email me if you are interested in renting the home"

Response:
"In you (spelling mistake) dreams, blah, blah, market won't hold that price...blah, blah, I am not interested in the home, but thought I would open my unproductive mouth anyway.. blah, blah!

Person A:
Learn how to spell, learn how to be tactful in your emails, and oh ya, "Who asked you anyway?"
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