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ass wipe 

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.
Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.
ass wipe by fraterg May 11, 2003
Another way of saying the word asswipe. Usually only used by people that have a hard time pronouncing "w" sounds. People from the Middle East, Lebanon for instance, sometime pronounce asswipe this way.
The assripe that sits beside me at work never shuts the hell up.
The assripe that sits beside me at work never shuts the hell up.
assripe by ben_waballs December 14, 2008

Asstwipe 

A Person: male or female; usually a roommate, considered by most to be a prick and or asshole; also stuck up bitch will suffice. Said person thinks He or She is God's gift to humanity, but in reality they're everyone's least favorite friend that they can't get rid of because they have too much heart to let this person go. In part for how much calamity they ensue on their otherwise boring life.
"He eats my eggs, he drinks my milk, I don't think he's bought toilet paper in a year, he literally wadded some toilet paper from the last bar we were at last night, and then he threw up all over the bar and offered to clean it up with the TP he had just pilfered from the bathroom. The guys a God forsaken asstwipe, but I love him to death."
Asstwipe by Bartendo147 October 16, 2012

ass wipe 

A complete moron; without a clue
George Bush is an Ass Wipe
ass wipe by Laura July 20, 2004

ass wipe 

"Quit being such an ass wipe."
ass wipe by x January 22, 2003

ass-wipe 

One who will wipe the ass of a superior in order to gain false ground.
tesoro is loaded with ass-wipes.