attractive kyle

A moderately attractive guy in a sea of unattractive guys

ex. "Did you see that guy at the comic book store?"

"Yea, he was such an attractive kyle."

by Lewus September 30, 2013

attractive age scale

6-7- cute usually hyper
8-9-at the un-mature age
10-11- still don't know what a booty is
12-13- finally in middle school and trying to learn the mature stage
13-14- mostly mature but still dumb inside
14-15- usually the smart ones who know what life is
16+ have there life figured out

"omg I'm so attractive age scale in like a 15"

by Picklestix September 17, 2016

Attractive

avina

"damn shes attractive"
well no shit, shes avina

by i make bad terms August 8, 2022

Tragically Attractive

When someone who is really attractive knows it.

Paul: Ginger was acting like such a bitch last night!
Jim: Yeah, she's tragically attractive and thinks she can do whatever she wants.

by Frank Darlucci April 12, 2011

situational attractiveness

A state of hotness derived solely from one's occupation, or role in a situation. The situationally attractive individual is typically unattractive, or at least just average, in normal circumstances.

Person 1: "I have a really hot TA for CS this semester."

*few weeks later*
Person 1: "Nevermind, it's just situational attractiveness."

Person 2: "Oh, like he's only attractive because he's a TA?"

Other examples: female bartender, professors, RA's, baristas

by brilliantpenguin April 18, 2015

uneffectively attractive

When you are fine af but no guys realize it so you will be forever alone

Omg like she is so uneffectively attractive it’s sad cuz she’s so pretty but no guys like her

by Gabi Barry May 5, 2018

Unconstitutionally Attractive

This means whatever you want it to mean.

You’re an unconstitutionally attractive cloaca.

by rooster teeth April 25, 2020