assplosion

The act of imploding into one's self, then promptly exploding that out of the anus.

The assplosion of Henry rocked our group to the very core, to lose such a close member to such a tragic death.

by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006

asspole

1) Person who has ass with pole in it. Most times fags or metrosexuals.

2) In games, can be used as another term for raped.

3) Someone who is an asshole.

1) Billy is gay. He got asspoled last night by Bubba.

2) "Damn man you got asspoled last round!"

3) Dave was being an asspole yesterday.

by Fernandez January 18, 2006

Assilem

Hot sexy bartender with a big ASS booty.

Damn! ASSilem's bootay!!!

by Glitterness August 12, 2013

assole

definition of wrexham man

nick the prick from wrexham is the bigest assole i know

by david wills June 27, 2007

assless pants

Similar to chaps, but more like regular pants with the asses cut out

David Lee Roth constantly wore assless pants.

by KLP September 15, 2003

Assplosion

Def1. The sudden release of the contents from one's bowels where the toilet bowl has become mottled in texture and color.

Def2. A powerful surge from an infants colon pushing upward and passing the boundaries of the elastic bands. Usually a huge mess.

Usage of Def1 in a sentence:

I swear I had an assplosion in there after eating that Grand Slam breakfast and 3 cups of black coffee.

Usage of Def2 in a sentence:

My baby literally had an assplosion that wasn't contained in their pampers.

by Will1492 June 29, 2009

assilem ahtnamas

a phrase that has absolutly no meaning and is really just our names backwards. Use it when very bored.

I was so assilem ahtnamas yesturday, i screwed your mom.

by Melissa and Sam November 11, 2004