assbag erd

A recovery disk for Windows XP that is labeled "Assbag." Found on a desk and ownership has not been claimed as of yet.

Person 1: "I found this CD on my desk."
Person 2: "What is is labeled?"
Person 1: "Assbag ERD, what does that mean?"
Person 2: "Ok, its an emergency recovery disk labeled 'assbag...' who's is this?!"

by MasterJedi01 March 15, 2010

asswage

In pimp circles this terminology is used to describe a ho's value on a spectral scale as pertaining to profit.

Jim-Jam: This ho be slack late, blud. Her asswage is less den Carmendy and Zircogna. I'm una introduce her to the stairs to be blunt.
L-Ices: Seen, seen, blud. Zharmay's asswage is getting real flo. When she get back from aborting the fetus umma make Desoynté bottom bitch.
Jim-Jam: Seen.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 28, 2010

asslasticity

the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness.

I cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my asslasticity.
The perfect fart requires a perfect balance of ass wind, butt gravey, and asslasticity.

by bate master dick November 21, 2010

Asswaggon

A word used to describe a stupid bitch, someone who cannot act like a normal person

“Hey loser, you’re such a dummy”
“Shut the fuck up you stupid asswaggon fag bitch

by Class clown December 22, 2020

Assbag

A portable shitter for old people. Used when making it to the bathroom is an impossibility. Just pop a squat and take a shit. Much like a reverse pissbag.

Haha, look! That old dude just dropped his assbag.

by catch24 October 24, 2006

assbag

1.Noun-Aprotective device that acts a lot like an air bag, for your ass. So when you get knocked the "fuck out", your assbag will deploy to protect your ass.
2. Someone you do not like.

"Man, when marquis got knocked the fuck out its a good thing his assbag came out to protect his dumb ass."
"Ja rule is such a dirty assbag."

by thereason21 January 8, 2005

assfaggot

a homosexual who only takes it in the ass or gives it. but doesnt like cock but is still s butt-fucker

dude, i think frasier is a huge assfaggot

by alex santana July 22, 2004