asshat

My friend tripped me so I said "you little asshat"!
by ann-noynymous February 20, 2015
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Asshat

Someone who acts as if they have an ass for a hat.
Todd was being such an asshat today.
by TheForrestExperience February 22, 2015
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asshat

a person who covers, or surrounds an ass, in the process taking on the persona, and the characteristics of an ass.
1.)The asshat at the bank kept bothering me for change.

2.) can you believe that asshat? he nearly dropped my pizza.
by L-Dagz September 09, 2008
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asshat

The closest synonym is anything that is ridiculously stupid or frustrating; a total clusterfuck. (while used mostly as a noun its more appropriate use is as a widely general ADJECTIVE)
eg: "trying to park in here is a total asshat..."
by evan yesterday August 18, 2009
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asshat

1. Shorts, a hat for your ass.
Those are bitching asshats-Greg
by RRyan May 18, 2005
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asshat

One that looks down on others and is overall, a douchebag in it's finest shit.
Did you see that asshat? He's so annoying. BAN! BAN! BAN!

Near is an asshat.
by J Zhang July 29, 2007
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Asshat

One who's got their head up their ass and needs a cranal-rectal inversion, ASAP.
Holy Jaques Cousteau, Batman! That person is an asshat; call 911 -- we can't perform a cranal-rectal inversion ourselves!
by Un Sporko Magnifico June 05, 2005
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