ass hat hair

Person 1 "Ooh, that guy's been wearing an asshat!"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Well he has ass hat hair, of course!"

by fullofpith October 20, 2007

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ass hat pirate cat

some dump shit that should'nt play the same game you play

you just pulled the "fucking eggs -50 dkp for you ass hat pirate cat

by ihatenoobs October 10, 2008

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Ass hat day

Your a dick if your reading this.

Hey fucker, it's ass hat day.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

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A man with unearned confidence who, in the middle of absolute chaos, believes he can talk his way into a wild foursom arrangement. Distinguished by poor timing, reckless optimism, and zero self-awareness.

Three girls showed up at Rogers basement apartment and started fighting. Instead of hiding, he tried to calm things down and pitched a group idea. Certified ass hat pimp

by Mind_surgeon January 18, 2026

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kiss my ass hat

This is a kind of canvas hat that guys wear with the brim pulled down. It is so-called because the wearer knows it looks bad; yet wears it anyway as an expression of nonchalant contempt for convention. In effect, sartorially declaring "Kiss my ass!"

My boyfriend dresses really nice; but occasionally spoils the effect by wearing what guys call his kiss my ass hat.

by evil pop tart December 24, 2009

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