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Lollererotic Asphyxiation

When someone lols so hard they get aroused. They might lol so hard they die from lollererotic asphyxiation
It is important to have a spotting partner when participating in lollererotic asphyxiation
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asphyxi-wank

The act of self-strangulation in both the literal and metaphoric sense - i.e. one hand strangling the neck, the other strangling the penis.
Can you come over to my place later? I want to have an asphyxi-wank, but I'll need someone to make sure I don't kill myself.
by mongger April 8, 2006
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Aspy

Someone who has Asperger's Syndrome. Also someone who seems like they have Asperger's Syndrome. For example Bill Gates.
"Man that kid's strange, he must be an aspy."
by Harmonica Dude July 20, 2010
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Aspyn

Aspyn is a name for a girl who is simply drop dead gorgeous!
She loves being outside and around nature. She is a people pleaser who is only happy when the people around her are. But at the same ti,e she tends to hide her sad emotions because she does not want to make other people sad. She is extremely loyal but finds it hard to trust people completely. In total girls who are named Aspyn are loyal, outdoorsy and absolutely stunning not just by her face but her who,e body is simply perfect!
Wow she’s almost as good As Aspyn
by Halllogurl24 May 27, 2018
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gerio-erotic asphyxiation

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.
More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.
by chichioneputt April 7, 2011
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De'Ashya

Definition: Not your typical (Basic) girl.

Def.2: That special atmosphere you'd love to be around everyday.

Def.3: A love that should be found but never lost.
Def.1:I want a De'Ashya right now

Def.2: I love the De'Ashya atmospher
Def.3: I need to find some De'Ashya
by De'Ashyauknow June 17, 2018
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Asphalt Alligator

(N). slang--a police car, often a traffic cop, lying low in the grass median or hidden behind a building to trap speeders.
On my way to work today while driving my car, I saw an Asphalt Alligator from behind the brick building on the left.
by Dave Hultgren February 20, 2004
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