Ashane

Ashane is the best person on earth and will use a car to crash into your house to steal your g..... graphics card, not yor gorl. He is sexy and has friends, not like you. His friends will beat you up into pieces which include Omario and joe... Joe MAMA. He is now your god.

I am Ashane, the one and only computer genius. Too sexy and is rich.

by Crahsdahs92 January 13, 2022

Ashantay

Ashantay is a good friend

Ashantay - Tainted love

by Unknownuserlol345 March 1, 2017

captian ahab

A term used to decribe men who enjoy having sex with large women. Chubby Chaser.

"Look at Captian Ahab tryin to get wiith that chick, she's gotta weight at least 300 pounds!"

by Big Daddy Dutch August 9, 2006

Captain Ahab

1.Chubby Chaser.

2.Someone who really likes whale sized women.

3.Refers to his boner as a harpoon.

4.Uses ham for cologne.

So I heard Captain Ahab took Jen out for some ham. Sounds like a hot date.

That chick must be like 500 lbs. I'll bet Captain Ahab would love her.

by Johnny Grey June 4, 2007

going ahab

When someone is wailing super hard on a guitar.

One might say that they are wailing harder then captain ahab, or "going ahab". In case your completely ignorant, captain ahab is from Moby Dick, and he was hunting a giant whale... or whaling, if you will.

*Kyle is playing Guitar Hero as Adam stares in awe*

Adam: "OMG!! Kyle is playing Bark at the Moon on extreme mode, he's totally going ahab!"
Kyle: "I pwn"

by Adam Zivojnovich July 16, 2008

Ashaan

The man of your dreams! An Indian guy with the best qualities of humor, a bit of a jerk sometimes but still a good friend. He is pretty smart, A's in all of his classes. Smart enough to become a rich doctor or surgeon of some sort.

Molly: “Oh my gosh, look at that handsome man!”

Jessica: “I know right, DIBS!”

Ashaan is the coolest man ever!

by yo my friendzzzz October 12, 2014

Ahabian

Doggedly going after a goal, such that you can be compared to Captain Ahab hunting the White Whale.

"He really wants this promotion"
"Yeah, he's gone Ahabian over it"

by GratuitousEsquire March 20, 2009