applestle

One who would drink poisoned Kool-Aid if Steve Jobs says so.

Mary, the true applestle that she is, wears a black turtleneck everyday.

by jsaure October 27, 2004

Applesauced

When another individual isn't looking you throw the entire contents of their desk onto the floor

John turns and to talk to Stacy
Bob throws the his open binder and lose papers onto the floor
Mrs. E: "Ooooh, you've been applesauced!"

by Honors Biology November 13, 2012

Johnny Appleseed

The quantitative mixture of malt liquor, bagged/boxed crisp white wine. This lovely cocktail is crisp and refreshing, while providing you with the alcohol percentage you need to have a fun filled evening.

Dude i was drinking some Johnny Appleseed and shared it with this chick, she became my wife after!

by foodknowledge February 21, 2011

Applesauce

Applesauce is code for LSD.

Person 1: "hey man, what's wrong with you. you look totally out of it."
Person 2: "i just had some applesauce."
Person 1: "ah, that stuff's the shiiiit!"

by Tim Viale May 25, 2009

Johnny Appleseed

When I fuck a girl and then stuff my ballsack in her pussy so that the whole thing is in there at once!

I fucked that single mom on he living room couch and then pulled a Johnny Appleseed when I stuffed my nuts in her pussy right behind the big sausage!

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

applesauce

An everyday dessert that goes surprisingly well with butterz.

It's an addiction that forces your entire body to say "mmmmmm."

Applesauce can also be used as an efficient arousal tool.

"mmmm, i love my applesauce." or "Ohh, applesauce gets me hard everytime."

by nk February 9, 2004

applesauce

Slang for alcohol. For use in situations where the real world shouldn't be revealed.

"make sure to bring the applesauce"

by Brandy Mahell February 6, 2005