applesauce pudding

What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.

They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.

by swellsoundsthatkill April 12, 2022

Applesauce

Something you usually eat as a little kid

Taylor: Remember back when our moms used to pack us applesauce in our lunch bags?
Jesse: Lol ye, brings back childhood memories
*Taylor and Jesse proceed to crack open some applesauce with the boys*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2022

Applesauce

An apple puree with organic apples and ascorbic acid.

Sofia loved to make her famous Applesauce filled cupcakes.

by Sollyano November 3, 2022

applesauce

applesauce is delicious..and its food. thats all,

I LOVE APPLESAUSE!
applesauce tastes so good. lol

by anonymous December 20, 2022

applesaucebitch

An effective name to give to a loved one often associated with cuteness and clumsiness. The name often goes well with short affectionate girls.

Hey my little applesaucebitch you are so cute and pretty today.

by Droples May 24, 2023

Applesauce Log

A hole drilled into a log that is filled with applesauce. A tool commonly used when a fleshlight is unavailable

My wife is out for the week! Time to dust off the old applesauce log!

by Plumber mark July 23, 2024

ghetto applesauce

Cheap hard Cider often found in a brown a brown paper bag or in boxed wine form. In the boxed wine form, the box is immediately discarded in the street and the bag is slapped until emptied.

Shaquanda demaded we scoop some ghetto applesauce to get crunk as hell for the party.

by ThatGuy895 July 12, 2015