applesauce

Bi product from heat and sweat and whatever material is formed during the rubbing of the butt cheeks during a vigorous activity especially during a 100 plus degree day. Especially indicitive to adolescent children who do not believe in good hygiene.

Hey son, how was basketball practice. Good dad, but i got to take a shower i have a bunch of applesauce in my butt cheeks.

by Dave Allison74 November 8, 2010

applesauce

The answer to life and everything else....

Hillary: Hey John what is the meaning of life?
John: Applesauce fool

by Jc03 February 6, 2010

The Criss Cross Applesauce

a sex position is which the male wraps his legs around the female in a criss cross fashion. proceeding to insert his penis into her posterior crevice, causing painful stimulation.

"My boyfriend made me cry in pain when we tried the Criss Cross Applesauce last night"

by Datnigga666 August 31, 2017

Criss-cross applesauce

When you have oral sex with your partner and as you nut you twist your balls and release the applesauce.

David: Bro last night I gave my girl the old Criss-cross applesauce
Sammy: dude what the fuck

by memebigboy2 October 27, 2019

applesauce

A saucer pass that leads to a goal therefore giving the passer an assist aka apple

Caro: How'd we score? I missed it.
TKilgs: Guy went bar down off some rad applesauce from Gary.
Caro: Thats mint! No wonder he had such a dirty cele.

by D-Nasty28 February 5, 2010

Applepants

When someone kicks you in the crotch so hard that your dick swells into the size of an apple.

Person 1: OMG I can't believe she kicked him in the nuts so hard!

Person 2: Yeah he's totally got applepants.

by Kannibis March 29, 2010

Applesauced

When another individual isn't looking you throw the entire contents of their desk onto the floor

John turns and to talk to Stacy
Bob throws the his open binder and lose papers onto the floor
Mrs. E: "Ooooh, you've been applesauced!"

by Honors Biology November 13, 2012