Something bad artists use as an excuse or reason as to why they aren’t very good, rather than admitting they don’t practice. These people often don’t know that nearly all artists are self taught, and that having a teacher doesn’t make you an amazing artist.
Amy “Damn Chad I wish I could draw like that, but I’m a self taught artist, can you teach me?”
Chad “You’re just garbage.”
Chad “You’re just garbage.”
by Smelly Property December 24, 2019
Get the Self taught artist mug.Anyone who is involved in any of the arts (e.g. music, writing, drawing, photography, etc.) but will not admit it. Either that, or he/she literally hides it somewhere and only shows certain people.
Dude #1:"She spends all her time in that darkroom, but no one ever sees her photography."
Dude #2:"I think she's simply a closet artist."
Dude #2:"I think she's simply a closet artist."
by Closet Artist August 21, 2011
Get the closet artist mug.1. An instance of sexual intercourse performed in a mountainous region that is usually accompanied by an intense over-bearing shame inflicted on the participants by the conservative views of the society in which they live. It is also usually directly preceded by stream fishing.
You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!
by marcasmedia March 29, 2009
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by Jimmy Jam June 17, 2004
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An autistic man marries an allistic woman. Whether they choose to have kids or not shoudn’t be influenced by eugenics.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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dan: Fuck off Alistair you crippled cunt
leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)
leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)
by dan za(gotta huge)koc November 7, 2017
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definition- 1. a person who specializes in a field of "feeding" its surrounding persons with useless bullshit.
definition- 1. a person who specializes in a field of "feeding" its surrounding persons with useless bullshit.
by Egypian August 4, 2007
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