Alien

In 1979 Ridley Scott directed one of the most famed sci-fi horror movies to grace the silver screen. The name of the movie was 'Alien'.
(By the way, the date isn't '2037', that was simply the computer interface number, the real and actual date for the film is June, 2122)
The film kicks off when a commercial Starship Nostromo recieves a extraterrestrial signal coming from a strange planet, and when the crew go to investigate one of the crewmembers gets infected with a type of spider like sex organ attached to his face. The thing eventually comes off and dies and the weary Astronaut seems fine, at least for the moment until they are rejoining and having dinner, that's where things go wrong; He gags, he screams, and a monster bursts out of his ribcage and gets loose on the ship. One by one, the crew starts to dissapear until only a sole survivor, Warrent Officer Ellen Ripley, is left alive.

FAN: Dude did you see Alien?
FAN#2: Hell yeah that movie rocks.

by caffeine4671 February 15, 2006

Alinity

A Titty-Streamer who deliberately steals money from small content creators by copyright striking their videos for good money, brags about getting away with said act along with other offenses in their stream (such as marriage fraud and breaking a company's terms of service,) then proceeds to play the victim card and cry sexism to gain the public's sympathy.

Also considered to be Thottimus Prime the legendary leader of all Thots due to excessive display of thottery in order to get donations.

Oh please. Don't pull an Alinity on me, it's not going to work.

by That Poor Beta Cuck Ryan June 11, 2018

ancient alien theorist

An ancient alien theorist is an anthropologist who believes that the technology we use today comes to us from aliens that resemble greys popular in the United States. They retell stories from religious texts such as the Bible and the Koran, including Noah's Ark and the Apocalypse, as being caused by spaceships that had aliens and came to earth not from 1940 to present times, but 3000 or 4000 years ago.

According to ancient alien theorists, the Annunaki are aliens who taught Sumerians of ancient Mesopotamia to generate electricity from purple cough syrup plus orange juice in order to advance their culture to today's level of sophistication.

Ancient alien theorists believe that in December 2012, humanity's alien ancestors will visit and create the sixth Mayan dimension, increasing demand for electricity.

by p-nuts July 25, 2011

Alien side boob

A scene or image that contains the slightest amount of implicit risque content. This will in turn cause outrage from ignorant parents, right-wing nutjobs, and experts in unrelated fields.

Did you beat mass effect 2?

Yeah but they took out the alien side boob.

by jack5 April 25, 2011

alien hominid

A gender neutral alien from an anonymous planet with yellow-tinted skin and huge, dark-colored eyes. Very defensive and dangerous. Capable of killing and mutilating. Be very cautious when sighting one.

The alien hominid hungrily tore the FBI agent's head off.

by Scribbler January 8, 2005

Aliens

Visitors from another a different planet. That take deep interest in the human race. They are known to come in all shapes and sizes and abduct people usually at night. However not all extraterrestrials have intentions of harming people, in fact some want to help strengthen are race before we become a tragedy.

Agent Scully: Molder what is that you saw?

Agent Mulder: Scully I think I saw Aliens!

by 2Blessed2BeStressed May 24, 2016

Alien Legs

A mafia-style torture, where the victims legs are made to bend at the knee the opposite way they usually do, making the victim look like an alien.

Christ, what did they do to his knees? Can he even walk?

Oh, you know, he was hanging with the wrong crowd, someone gave him the old alien legs.

by Evan Wunsch March 29, 2005