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Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.

Albanian Americans are one of the hardest working cultures in the world.
Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 15, 2019
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Albanian Quake

When a creeper on line gets his first nude and masturbates so hard he starts speaking in tongues and his legs quake.
When Marko saw MehMehs fat in the middle dick he didn’t even take time to grab lube and did the Albanian Quake.
by Dominatrix;) November 25, 2019
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Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.
Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.
by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020
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Albassandria

Albassandria means "a demon who eats the flesh and drinks the blood from women and children". It is also part of the bigger word Raraamalmsaassatsaaa, which is a name.
Albassandria is, like the rest of Raraamalmsaassatsaaa, a gemini. She is vicious and bloodthirsty, but can be very loyal. She is only loyal to one person, so once you have her trust, know that she will protect you at all costs. She collects weird things, and buys expensive furniture and clothes.

She will try and only buy the fancy, elegant things, but don't let that trick you. Even though she looks harmless enough, with her short, dark brown hair, she can beat you up in a second.
Albassandria is the third A at the end of Raraamalmsaassatsaaa. (Raraamalmsaassats*aa) She loves the color red, and if she was a demi-god, she would be the daughter of Hera.
If she was in Wings of Fire, she would be a SkyWing, similar to Scarlet. She would look up to Scarlet.
Albassandria is a variation of me.
Albassandria is a demon.
by Queen Reigna March 4, 2021
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albanian bear

tough albanian male that will take anyone's girl and will fuck anyone up who gets in their way.
Yea i was at dinner with my girl and the albanian bear showed up and my girl got on her knees for him in a second.
by cacdog March 7, 2021
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Alblasian

Holy cow, is that an Alblasian?
by GamagePro July 9, 2021
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Albanians

Thieves and also they are known as wacky tobaccy, Mary jane, jamaican broccoli, cannabis, poxoui, electric lettuce.
Hey guys, do u have any albanians?
by Tzagger November 20, 2021
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