pole action

A user of internet message boards who is desperate for a homosexual encounter but scared by his feelings and urges so takes to latching onto one or two posters and following them around abusing them for his own sexual pleasure.

Comes from the 'action' given to his 'pole' whilst typing away with the other hand.
His wife thought he was completely straight, but night after night Darren was on the internet as pole action
by PhilBrown June 01, 2007
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Action/Romance

Any film or movie which portrays Romantic Action.
A polite alternative to make veiled reference to an extensive collection of Porn Movies.
Question "Hey Dave, fancy going to see that generic relationship based comedy at the Cinema"

Reply "No Thanks mate, think i'll stay home and watch something from my Action/Romance collection by myself"
by CaughtJester August 27, 2009
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man action

a true "exchange". a giving and taking and then giving and taking between two men from the Pacific Northwest. times that are remembered, but never shared.
two men giving/taking and giving/taking for pleasure/pain (i.e. "The I" and "Leon"
by Ira Gerlich December 11, 2004
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police action

1)Nice word for war
2) word that is used by governments (mainly america) when they want to go to war but dont have the domestic or international support for it
It's not a war, its a police action.
by Bigrattus July 07, 2003
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Killed in Action

When you’re running to take a shit, but it slips out before you reach the toilet
Mom: “The dog shit on the living room carpet again”

Guy1: “That wasn’t the dog mom, I was killed in action
by cochiserock143 January 27, 2022
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sandwich action

a threesome:

2 guys and a girl
2 girls and a guy
3 gay guys
2 lesbians

the logistics are a pain in the ass, though
Person One is a slice of bread... Person Two is a slice of bread... Person Three is the ham...

Get the picture?
by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004
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live action

Used to indentify an acted interpretation of an activity usually portrayed through animation. This phrase grew out of the trend of using adult anime (or hentai) to show types of pornography too physically challenging or obscene to show using normal pornography (for example pornography involving tentacles, popularised in "La Blue Girl"). "live action" attempts to recreate these activities with real actors and actresses.
This site had live action La Blue Girl, it was totally disgusting.
by Odiumjunkie February 27, 2005
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