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Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)
Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.
by themightydmc August 4, 2022
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Across the lake

Across the vast stretch of the Atlantic ocean separating america and Europe.
"Let's take a boat across the lake"
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56-across

Will Shortz is such a 56-across
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How Old-Money Dynasties Sustain Power Across Generations

How old-money dynasties like the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, Herreras, and Agnellis preserve and grow their wealth across generations. Learn their investment strategies, financial control, and legacy-building secrets.

For centuries, the world’s most powerful families have controlled vast fortunes, shaping economies, industries, and political landscapes. Unlike new-money billionaires who often accumulate wealth rapidly, old-money dynasties sustain their riches for generations. They employ intricate financial strategies, ensure tight family control over assets, and utilize economic policies as a leverage to maintain their highly influential financial empires.

Old-money dynasties sustain power across generations by combining financial discipline, long-term investment strategies, and strong family governance. Families like the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, Herreras, and Agnellis are prime examples of how elite wealth is preserved and influence is maintained over centuries.
How Old-Money Dynasties Sustain Power Across Generations
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Across the Bay Bullshit

A stunt pulled by a person who continually arranges to participate in group activities but bails out at the last minute, often without any forewarning or reasonable explanation.
Example : Person A says,"I have to work." Person B replies," But we planned this trip three months ago! You said that yo would ask off; you didn't, did you?" Person A,"No." Person B," You're pulling some of that Across the Bay Bullshit on us, fucker!"
by Kraduh September 5, 2016
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