Autistic Turtle

When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves.

"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.

by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010

autistic

a buzzword used by 14 year old redditors to describe things or people they don't like

"ew i don't like this game it's so autistic lol hahaha i called something autistic for the 500th time xdddd lol funny give me my karma and upvotes now"

by I don't know lmao April 5, 2020

acoustic equalizer

The art of smashing an acoustic guitar to pieces on ones head, thus producing a painful and comical effect.

My stupid friend accidently took a cd my guitar teacher gave to me, and then forgot to return it, so my guitar teacher, in a fit of rage, gave me an acoustic equalizer.

by damo March 6, 2004

Acoustic Guitar Bod

A body type in between beach bod and eating Fritos. A sort of semi fat hourglass shape.

“She has an hour glass shape but she is a bit heavy.”
“Yeah she has the acoustic guitar bod.”

by I’m not a sexist but February 18, 2021

Autistic Monkey

Our Current President

George W. Bush

by Kashchei November 27, 2003

Autistic High

Being so high, that you literally have developed an acute form of autism for the duration of the high.

She had smoked so much weed she had reachd Autistic High. She starting meowing and laughing uncontrollably with no idea as to what was causing the laughter.

by CrazytacoseatKz October 23, 2010

AcousticSynth

An internet phenomenon who got called an idiot by Brian 'Head' Welch during a 'question and answer for the fans' type of interview.

I asked P. Diddy a question and he called me an idiot. I feel just like AcousticSynth when he got owned by Brian 'Head' Welch.

by King Tryfle January 12, 2009