asshole boyfriend

A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.

Sorry I missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or I was out with my friends or playing video games (aka I'm an Asshole Boyfriend who sucks majorly)

by 1977misfits May 23, 2009

Holy Snapping Assholes

An exclamation, like Holy Shit, or Holy Crap, usually spoken to express surprise, pain, pleasure, etc.

Beth checked her ticket and exclaimed, "Holy Snapping Assholes! I just won the lottery!"

John hit his thumb with a hammer and shouted, "Holy Snapping Assholes, that hurt!"

by Hiccup August 2, 2006

Subway Asshole

The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.

Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

asshole reflux

asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank

I get asshole reflux every time Babs comes to my office.

by TooSick4U August 15, 2008

Asshole Terraforming

The process of destroying someone's asshole so completely that afterward a terraforming process can take place to make the ass capable of sustaining life.

I forgot to get my viking wife a valentines day gift, so she proceeded in Asshole Terraforming so brutally that half of our livestock now live there, complete with a chemically stable atmosphere.

by Placentoid April 30, 2013

Asshole Work

Work that can be done by any unskilled person. Cleaning, picking up trash, etc.

I spent all day cleaning stains off the floor, it was total Asshole work!

by jtj12 July 9, 2018

party asshole

The gentleman or lady who proceeds to get the most outrageous at a party and bring the most attention to themselves. They must piss somebody off in a bad way and in some cases get kicked out.

That bitch shit in a sink what a party asshole

Big Al broke the picture frame. what a fucking party asshole!

by pauley DD February 1, 2010