Toot alert

When u farted and want to inform people that u farted.

Jake: “Farts”
Jake: Toot alert
Me: Thank god I can’t smell your fart

by Abu-hmaid October 20, 2021

Roll the Aller-dice

1. A business term: To bring an expert in to fix a situation a former employee has fucked up.
2. To make a decision which is seen by the naive as a gamble, yet provides a 100% chance of survival

Eg: Roy has really left us in the shit guys, i think we should roll the aller-dice and give Sam his responsibilities.

by Architect12 July 12, 2016

Uh oh Retard Alert

When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say “Uh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re

(Person fucks their diseased grandma). “Uh oh Retard Alert”

by mister669 June 11, 2020

I'm allergic to people

A synonym for "I'm an introvert"

I can't go to the school dance, I'm allergic to people

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 20, 2021

emergency alert system

A scary civil defense broadcasting system. This system used to be called the emergency broadcast system (EBS), which used to be called CONELRAD. The "scary" part is the 3 beeps, which encode the alert, and the 8 second attention signal ( from EBS). Then, in either a robot or human voice, info is given. During the weekly tests, there is no voice. There is during monthly tests, though. The "robot voice" is on alerts from the National Weather Service, but on rare occasions, a human voice will be on weather alerts.

Coming up next on Cartoon Network- *Screen goes black for 5 seconds*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*

by TehEndieMC June 4, 2015

chris adler

Drummer for the metalcore band Lamb Of God. Some people consider him very talented and admire him for his speed and technique.

Chris Adler can tap on the double bass drum extremely fast.

by thetawave333 April 25, 2006

ascertion

The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).

I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!

by TheWordSir June 26, 2009