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The queens assassination

Tyler was 12 when he pulled off The queens assassination
by Lewis. E August 27, 2023
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Polish Assassin

The act of laying several highly-potent farts inside of a car just before someone you know is going to get in, leaving them with a surprise attack of fermented fart upon opening the door.
Bill, when I got back from the grocery store today, I left a Polish Assassin waiting in the car.. My girlfriend got in and threw up all over the dash!
by Gslax June 4, 2009
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MMR Assassin

A radiant player who plays like a headless chicken, runs around staring at the floor and proceeds to bottom frag on your team. However, when they are on the opposite team, they are the rebirth of S1mple and are god tier.
Guy 1: This guy on our team is so bad, he's bottom frag Reyna in Radiant.

Next Game

Guy 1: Bro this is the same bottom frag Reyna from last game hitting all his shots, all these MMR Assassins are making me derank
by burhhrhrhr January 25, 2021
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Boner Assasin

whos that fat chick in the corner?

dont do near her, shes a frikken boner assasin!
by Greencow67 December 10, 2010
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Vatican Assassin Warlock

Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"

Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."

Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"

Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"

Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."

Paul: "WINNING!"
by KieferKhaos March 29, 2011
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Assasaurus

The paleontologist unearthed a fossilized bone in the rectum of a dinosaur and realized he had discovered an Assasaurus
by Hogindas August 1, 2015
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Albanian Assassin

Someone who is trained in typically unconventional, brutal and outrageous attempts on the life of another; a lethal machine secretly employed in espionage, manipulation and sex games with hot women; a living nightmare.
The negotiations did not go well at all. Because all talks have broken down, they have no other option but to send the Albanian Assassin after their ass and finish the deal.
by THE Albanian Assassin April 2, 2013
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