assipstance

when you need help finishing a drink because you’re too lit (see lit)

Hey girl I’m feeling a little wild, can I get some assipstance with my drink??

by assipstance kween January 14, 2022

asahp

as soon as humanly possible (hermitcraft origins)

Grian wants a trading hall asahp

by 96sumynona November 5, 2022

The Fuck ASAP

An emphasis on needing to leave a location swiftly

Hey girl, my side nigga wife just popped up! I need you to get me the fuck asap!

by 420 Girlz November 11, 2022

Asaid

Used in the same context as you would normally use the phrase "I said." However, for the word "asaid" to have its full effect it needs to be added after the sentance as well as after an approximate 1 to 2 second pause. Ideally the word "asaid" is used in a condescending tone.

No, the score is 7 to 16... ASAID!

by ACORNSTU November 6, 2010

asap money

Stack of cash. Also known as cheddar, bread, and paper.

I gotta get that asap money.

by Breadstacks April 13, 2009

asaptual

the (fictional) root word of ASAP.

a stupid word your younger brother probably made up.

I need these files on my desk asaptual.

I need to get online and play Gaia asaptual.

by sigilvii July 23, 2009

asapamundo

As soon as possible - But sooner

Get here asapamundo!

by HTCgirl August 30, 2009