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busy as a cat burying shit

Don't bother him he's busy as a cat burying shit.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL

A phrase known to be used for dry churros.
"I was sittin there in pizza hut and I looked down at my churros and thought to myself "DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL"
by followmeontwitter@hobiversxd September 27, 2018
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shit is real as kraft mayo

it is a term that you use to describe some thing that is unbelievable going on
shit is real as kraft mayo i got the new world wide high score in pac-man
by sexytacodab December 29, 2016
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Happy as a pig in shit

Exceedingly joyful and content in a particular setting.
Happy as a pig in shit, Brad was thrilled to read in any public library.
by Filthy Don June 16, 2019
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As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket

an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.

The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...

Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008
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to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!
by discombobulator! November 21, 2010
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dry as shite

Boring as helll but more fiery adds the FIRE sparkup any and all conversations with this phrase
by MPJF September 7, 2005
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