facial abuse

The act of sexually humiliating your partner by abusing and degrading her face during rough oral sex by holding her head deep on your genitalia, slapping her face, and talking to her in a degrading manner during the process.

I face fucked my girlfriend's throat until she turned purple, then I covered her face in semen: it was an act of total facial abuse.

by reggie knowles September 25, 2006

arbiscartuary

The misuse of the word ironic

(a situation that isn't really ironic)
"Dude that is so ironic"
"No it's not, stop saying arbiscartuary things

by drumlinePHS June 8, 2009

abusatory

To abusively accuse someone of wrongdoing. The word is a combination of abuse and accusatory.

Even though he was faithful, Felicia was abusatory towards her boyfriend because he was always busy with work.

by pumpphenom December 29, 2010

ambush booty

When a woman who normally wears clothes that do not show off her fine ass suddenly wears garments that declares surprisingly to the world - baby got back!!! The usual culprits of said ambush are tight jeans, short shirts, and yoga pants

Dang did you see Cynthia last night? That skirt she wore caused a severe case of ambush booty from out of nowhere!!

by ShoNuff77 November 29, 2012

Ambush Hickey

Similar to a conventional hickey, except the suckee is not aware the sucker is applying suction until it is too late, and the deed has been done. Frequently occurs because the suckee is in the throes of passion and does not notice what is happening. Ambush Hickey may be placed either in a highly visible or hidden location, depending upon the intentions of the sucker.

She was so into what I was doing that she didn't notice the Ambush Hickey I applied to her {cleavage}. The next day she discovered the mark, and she had to wear a turtleneck for the next week.

by jbszee February 5, 2013

Soup-can ambush

(noun) Nighttime outing and fundraising attempt mainly practiced at the collegiate level by the criminally eccentric type young men almost always of which are of the troublemaker persuasion, with diminished financial opportunities wherein they procure, meaning probably steal several cans of soup—bigger the can the bigger the crack—and these implements are then placed in a pillowcase (also probably stolen). The future felon then takes this crude get-rich-quick device with them out into the night on campus. The hopeful attacker then crouches or lurks in the shadows of campus, oftentimes a parking is preferable, and when he locates a target worthy of dispatching the attacker then springs on their victim striking them with a vicious and powerful blow to the victim’s head with the pillowcase of soup cans. Like gravity the victims falls bleeding and unconscious from the blow. The enterprising bludgeoner then fleeces and rifles through the victim’s person, relieving their victim of any and all monies and valuables of which can be hocked or traded oftentimes for drugs and such.

‘Fuck being broke’ thought Jordy, it was dark outside on campus and it was time to get paid—get paid, as Jordy snatched several cans of soup from his just as cruel and perverted roommate, Nikki, who inquired with a knowing grin, “Where ya going with all my soup in that pillowcase, Jordy, gonna try and take another swing at a smack-down, take -money soup-can ambush?”
“Mind your own business, go play with yourself, somebody’s got to bring home the bacon in this here dorm and you aren’t making any efforts” Jordy spat, leaving with Nikki’s cans of soup in his pillowcase into the night in hopes of braining them by surprise and then relieving them of their cash. Jordy’s palms were sweating.

by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2022

Mental Abuse

Any act or comment made by another person that logically, makes absolutely no sense to everyone else present. Those affected are left in a state of confusion and often spend a significant amount of time trying to understand what just happened. In nearly every case, the victims are unable to form a rational conclusion to alleviate the feeling that they’ve been somehow mentally violated by the perpetrator. Mental abuse happens frequently in environments where statements of “respect” or “attitude” are continually berated from parent to child in an effort to gain control. It is also a common side effect of absolute ignorance and shares many of the same symptoms of multi-generational inbreeding.

Parent: "Maybe you need to look on the inside and see if you're just the jealous brother and he's really the Prodigal Son."
Son: "What does this have to do with whether or not I can have a lock on my door? I'm tired of him stealing my stuff when I'm not here."
Parent (yelling): "IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT! YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT AND START SHOWING SOME RESPECT!"
Son (thinking): "What the??? This is Mental Abuse!"

by Emmerson Desmond January 17, 2008