Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

emo (adjective)

When used as an adjective, emo generally refers to an individual who is either over-emotional or tends to exaggerate situations. For example, you may call someone emo for crying over something that really doesn't merit crying. However, it is good to use the word withcaution because it generally carries a negative connotation.

Girl: Nobody loves me, my friends aren't really my friends, nobody cares about me, I'm all alone, I'm always so caring of other people and no one cares about me, I'm so selfless!!!!....etc.

Me:.....GOD DAMN, YOU ARE EMO!
emo (adjective)

by Cyrus Vyle August 29, 2007

Pullin A DJ

A phrase describing a female in the act of pleasuring herslf in a circular motion much like a dj would with a turntable.

"Dude, I just walked past Juliana's house and I saw through the window; she was pullin a dj!"

by Mike Garc August 18, 2008

Adjacent to Complacent

Near or near close to self satisfaction; a personal inward mannerism which offhandedly is cause to the random thought or possibly the ponder ultimately lending way to the smirk

I tend to be adjacent to complacent most of my day due to my little world being such a happy little place.

by deby Stevens December 17, 2008

-adjacent

Adj. (used in sarcasm as an intentionally unrealistic quality or state) Almost, but not quite; so close, yet so far away.

I do try to be on time, but alas, I am prompt-adjacent.
I sweep and mop every day, but my floors somehow remain clean-adjacent.

by DeFINE that, bitch January 22, 2020

white adjacent

a racist term used by people who think that non black poc (native americans, asian people, so on) don't experience racism because they are too white to, and instead only experience racial prejudice. the same people who believe in the white adjacent myth also believe that most black people cannot be racist but can be racially prejudiced

"a racist hate crime against a chinese man? that's not even possible, asians don't experience racism because they're white adjacent. this was a prejudiced hate crime, not a racist one"

by Food Pyramid September 22, 2021

verb the adjective noun

To copulate with someone.
Vanilla version of expressions such as "drown the salty longshoreman", "shake the wild maracca", etc.

Wow! Did you see that grade 8 girl?

Yes. I believe that she and i will get together and verb the adjective noun.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003