A (UK) shortening of "Oh my actual god!" Sometimes used to indicate that you were so surprised that you could not finish the full phrase.
Popularized by Stephen Fry, on the TV game-show Q.I.
Popularized by Stephen Fry, on the TV game-show Q.I.
"Oh my actual… just been told I did my whole first two scenes with reading glasses round my neck. Shame-making …" Stephen Fry, Twitter status 432345626756800512
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Rule 1: You are playing The Game.
You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,
and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.
Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.
Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.
The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.
Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.
Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.
This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?
Rule 1: You are playing The Game.
You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,
and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.
Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.
Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.
The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.
Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.
Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.
This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?
"SON OF A BITCH I LOST 'THE GAME '!!!!!
Hey guess what?
What?
"THE GAME"!!!
!@#$%&*$#@!*&
The Game ACTUAL DEFINITION
Hey guess what?
What?
"THE GAME"!!!
!@#$%&*$#@!*&
The Game ACTUAL DEFINITION
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An actual pig is a guy who is such a fucking looser that he is willing to overlook the fact that women are people and instead chooses to disrespect/objectify them.
A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.
A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.
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