500 Days Of Summer

The period of time that the relentless searing heat and suffocating humidity lasts in Houston.
It's Febuary 1st in Houston, time to crank up the A/C, just 500 Days Of Summer left.
by rlrsltx June 08, 2012
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500 days of summering it

When a new couple is not sure of what they want, they are testing out the waters. A new found love that is slowing growing but in the end will ultimately crash and burn.
Oh yeah haven't you heard Jack and Jill are 500 days of summering it.

Really? I hope everything works out in the end or that'll be one big disaster!
by nobodyanymore March 08, 2012
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500 teeth dinosaur

The five hundred tooth dinosaur is a internet meme where as the dinosaur in question is not only funky looking but is scientific name is nigersaurus
Mike: hey dude have you seen the nigersaurus. it’s the 500 teeth dinosaur

Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.
by Gradd November 29, 2022
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smith & wesson .500

the only handgun that you can stand behind someone and still get wind from a .50 cal. bullet. most powerful handgun on earth.
friend: tom just shot the smith & wesson .500! *jizz*
me: man have his balls dropped
by biggungoboomwoa July 07, 2010
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Polar bear 500

A EXTREMELY deadly CANADIAN weapon that fires a 5 ton ball the size of an egg at a top speed of 500 miles per hour.
Im gonna get me my polar bear 500 and shoot me some beavers eh? Then take them back to the lodge and fry dem babies up. Maybe make me a fur skin coot..maybe even a parka!What ya think aboot that eh?!
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S&p 500

No this is not your granddad's s&p 500! In this case it stands for the shit and piss 500
And usually applies to any job where the primary function is to clean up. A lot of pee and poo! Rest homes and hospitals come to mind here.
Nurse 1 clocking in for 2nd shift at "throwing shade ass tits tits living": "how was it today?"nurse 2:"oh it's been the s&p 500 every since I clocked in at 6:00 this morning!"
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500 club

when u lift 3 diffrent weights such as military press bench press and squat with a total of 500 pounds
greg:"i lifted 225 squat 135 bench and 115 power clean"
John: "wow, thats makes the 500 club"
by mitchymitch August 06, 2007
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