c-47 

Film industry slang term for a clothespin. Legend has it that it was a crew's item code for clothespins. Also see bullet.

If the lamp is hot enough to melt tape, you can instead use a c-47 to attach a filter to the hot part of the light.

c-47 by Ian Ragsdale October 14, 2005

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47 

Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.

Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

[Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47 by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 12, 2017

ak 47 

a shoulder fired assult rifle that was made into production an 1947. it fired a 7.62mm*39 round. it is gas operated which means the bolt moves back by using the gas exerted by the bullet. it has a muzzle velocity of 2350 fps. it is virtually indestructable and it was designed my avtomat kalashnikov. there is a newer version of the ak which is called the ak 74

the vietnamese used the ak 47. in the 60s the m16 vns were horrible so the us forces would use it and often get caught in frendly fire.

ak 47 by Jaxlee May 19, 2006

rule 47-5 

Any kid in the presence of an adult can consume alcool

"Yay," Harry raised his fist in the air. "Let's go have a drunken house party."

"Harry," Sirius interjected a voice of reason. "You're in first year, you can't get drunk."

"Rule 47-5" Harry replied smugly.

"Oh . . . right," Sirius nodded. "Never mind, you can get drunk."

"Yay," Harry and Sirius rushed out of the room.

rule 47-5 by That guy over there flapping April 3, 2011

Prophecy 47-B 

It states that if by the end of Obama's presidency, were aren't in World War III, then Jesus Christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store

Dumb guy1:Have you heard of Prophecy 47-B?
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...

Prophecy 47-B by Xero _ Manifest January 7, 2012

CFUC-47 

Chinese Fucked-Up Copy - 47

What Russians call the chinese Kalashnikov copies.

Ivan - What if the Chinese attack?
Boris - Don't worry, those CFUC-47s will blow up right in their hands.

CFUC-47 by Aleksei Igoryievich August 10, 2005

B-47 

Boeing six engine jet bomber which entered service in 1951 and lasted until 1966. It was the backbone of SAC's(Strategic Air Command) deterrent force until the early sixties. It is also the direct ancestor of the B-52, KC-135, and the indirect ancestor of every modern jet transport except the Concord. One hell of an airplane. It was called the Stratojet.

The B-47 had only a three man crew.

B-47 by geinman August 26, 2013