smashed on

when peoploe fight and one person beats the shit out of the other, usually in the face and head.

dan smashed on sergio in the fight last week

by Devin Reed May 1, 2005

Smashed one out

Masturbating

Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.

by Nope not me October 18, 2018

super smashed brothers

playing supersmash bros and taking a shot every loss of life. Super SMASHED bros

praneezy F baby was so smashed playin super smashed brothers he couldnt stand

by pranizzles September 16, 2010

slashed heart

created by the band hole for their "awful" single. it is the most widely recognized hole logo

many hole fans have the heart as a tattoo. looking at it pretty much explains its meaning--a scrwled heart with a slashed x through it.

by marin February 14, 2005

Stasheimer's

(noun) An acute or chronic condition symptomized by the inability to recall the location of one's stash.

Larry: How was that Northern Lights blunt I gave you for your birthday?

Michael (sheepishly): I know it's here somewhere ...but I can't find it. Maybe Carol threw it out.

Larry: You IDIOT! You've got Stasheimer's!

by madmike001 December 22, 2009

smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

by aliofwonderland October 8, 2015

stashenger

A passenger in a car who is only there to hide your drugs in the event of a police encounter

"Oh no we're getting pulled over. Hide my dope, dude, that's what stashengers are for."

by The Oxbow May 5, 2018