a penis and two balls
a term used to describe your penis
when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis
see also berries
a term used to describe your penis
when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis
see also berries
You hit me in the twig and two berries
by yo May 13, 2004
Refers to Male's ejaculate. The ejaculate created by the testes and the ejaculate commonly sprayed upon the face of a female recipient. Subsequently rubbed about her face and chest as if it were lotion.
This is an example of Two Ball Lotion properly used in a sentence. Your mom, the bukake lover, can't get enough of my Two Ball Lotion
by Long Duck Dong May 09, 2006
the act of fingering a girl while recieving head in the back seat of a car. a Win/win situation for both participants. Developed in the town of Suamico.
by VDE April 05, 2008
1) A really good song by the punk-reggae band Sublime.
2) Literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other.
2) Literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other.
She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two? Well, the other two were female. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes...reefers.
I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
by Mikitira July 13, 2006
shit happens, life goes on... originally a quote from "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil"
The Lady Chablis ( a transvestite entertainer): "It's like my mother always said: 'Two tears in a bucket, motherf**k it'" in response to a critic...
The Lady Chablis ( a transvestite entertainer): "It's like my mother always said: 'Two tears in a bucket, motherf**k it'" in response to a critic...
"but what if your girlfriend catches us shagging in her kitchen?"
"two tears in a bucket baby, fuck it..."
"two tears in a bucket baby, fuck it..."
by ktied August 09, 2005
by Brian R45 November 02, 2007
by Devot Ed Perv March 12, 2007