by HerChoice November 14, 2010
Spreading your woman's vaginal lips apart with one hand and rapidly rubbing two fingers (preferably lubricated) across her clit until orgasm. Can be used in conjuction with a finger(s) inserted in the vagina and/or anus.
Missy came so hard when I gave her a Two Finger Susie with my thumb in her ass, she squirted like a pressure washer and passed out.
by Smilin' Bob July 17, 2008
the act of fingering a girl while recieving head in the back seat of a car. a Win/win situation for both participants. Developed in the town of Suamico.
by VDE April 05, 2008
1) A really good song by the punk-reggae band Sublime.
2) Literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other.
2) Literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other.
She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two? Well, the other two were female. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes...reefers.
I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
by Mikitira July 13, 2006
shit happens, life goes on... originally a quote from "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil"
The Lady Chablis ( a transvestite entertainer): "It's like my mother always said: 'Two tears in a bucket, motherf**k it'" in response to a critic...
The Lady Chablis ( a transvestite entertainer): "It's like my mother always said: 'Two tears in a bucket, motherf**k it'" in response to a critic...
"but what if your girlfriend catches us shagging in her kitchen?"
"two tears in a bucket baby, fuck it..."
"two tears in a bucket baby, fuck it..."
by ktied August 09, 2005
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