Skip to main content

Mike Jones

mike jones

Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.

None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.

Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?

I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.

Never heard of it.

Never seen anyone playing it.

I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.

Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.

Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.

All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Mike Jones really knows Hip-Hop.“

„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
by Sheldon dooker May 18, 2025
mugGet the Mike Jonesmug.

Mark Jones

He spends the first our of the lesson running a demo, The same demo he showed us the day before
Uh oh, Mark jones is on his demo already
by im-a-robot-thanks September 4, 2023
mugGet the Mark Jonesmug.

Cuddy-Jones

Cuddy-Jones: To say that something is cool or is an eye catcher.
Also when one is impressed.
Hey my nigga did you see that dude do a double back flip while kicking 2 dudes in the face that shit was Cuddy-Jones.

That niggas lyrics are hella Cuddy-Jones, this is the new cut.

That niggas is hellza Poppin Cuddy-Jones.
by Budzy42020 June 4, 2022
mugGet the Cuddy-Jonesmug.

Jimothy Jones

Your dad who is secretly gay and straight. They like boys who dress like girls chained up to walls naked. They also like masculine girls who smack their ass.
by JimothyJones October 6, 2021
mugGet the Jimothy Jonesmug.

Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rd

a unknown person in the world. he earns the title as quandale dingles son
"Im gonna go text my guy Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rd"
by Ilovebigoilymen April 13, 2023
mugGet the Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rdmug.

Ffion Jones

A absolute Peng Girl Located In wales, who is kind, loving and over all just perfect.
"Damn is that Ffion Jones, she is steaming!"
by Ffionisfuckingpeng December 5, 2018
mugGet the Ffion Jonesmug.

Tristan Jones

A very Hot and Steamy man. Personality of Christ himself. 10/10 would hang out with hum again.
That Tristan Jones is very EPIC.
by Byatt Wennett September 10, 2020
mugGet the Tristan Jonesmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email