Rusty Venture

A poo-poo handjob.

This character name first appeared as numerous grotesque sexual acts in the 4th season finale of The Venture Bros. , Episode 16, 'Operation P.R.O.M.
That chick was so weird...she actually asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture!
by Triana Orpheus November 23, 2010
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Rusty Venture

A sexual act involving penetrating the anus with some object (such as a penis, a fist, or a turkey baster). When pulling the object out of the anus, fecal matter comes out, and one of the participants eats the fecal matter and any bodily fluids that accompany it.

Or alternatively, masturbating so often that the penis turns bright pink or red.
He asked the prostitute for a Rusty Venture and she slapped him.
by TeaseAllMen November 22, 2010
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Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so hard and often that your genitals stay red for extended periods of time. This forces you to seek an ailment and or a softer means of pleasuring yourself.
Boss: "I really need to start hiring more women to hold positions of importance in my company. I just can't afford to have one of the gents come down with a bad case of Rusty Venture and stop showing up at work."
by Big China November 24, 2010
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Rusty Bell

adjective: Southern California variation of the classic Rusty Trombone. Getting a rimmer while taking on a vigorous reach-around from 3 people, generally performed by rugby players on each other after a big win
Dude, that wasn't a group hug on the field, I think those guys were giving their coach a rusty bell!
by Sewerpickle April 01, 2009
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rusty cupcake

While having anal sex the "giver" fills the "catcher's" rectum with urine and semen. The "giver" then pulls out creating a mushy brown mixture that rises out of the "catchers" ass.
I gave the girl i met at the bar last night a rusty cupcake. She wasnt too happy.
by christbait September 01, 2006
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Rusty Scupper

A poop-ridden dick after anal sex
Sarah pulled Goomba's dick out of her ass, and cleaned that rusty scupper by scraping off all the sharnicles with a toothy blowjob.
by GoombabmooG January 13, 2013
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rusty whistle

When you stick your dick into a butthole while that person is taking a runny shit, then pull out and make them play the meat whistle!!
Dude my date was a freak, she had me stick her in the chocolate starfish while she was droppin some soup then I made her play the meat whistle! It was a rusty whistle!
by Ass gasket November 03, 2015
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