Sheep Penis

A 'sheep penis' is a penis that is so fluffy (excessive pubic hair perchance?) that it closely resembles a sheep. After all, everyone knows that sheep are the fluffiest animals on the planet. The only thing fluffier than a sheep is your penis, hence your penis is a 'sheep penis', and you should really shave your pubes.

Johnny: "Good evening beautiful lady would you be so kind as to take a look at my penis?"
Kate: "Why yes dear fellow I would surely love to see your penis."
*Johnny takes out his penis*
Kate: "Good God, my man! That is one fluffy penis! Dare I say, that right there is a SHEEP PENIS!!!"
Johnny: "Oh no, it appears as though I have a sheep penis. Oh bother."

by Sussy Bazinga October 9, 2022

Penis cum

A word you say when you don’t have a reaction to something

Joe: I anally molested your mom’s pet rock
Bob: Penis cum

by I eat penis January 1, 2022

Husband Penis

A penis that is to be considered perfect size, not too big not too small. A penis that you can’t get enough of.

“My boyfriend has the perfect penis, I could fuck him all day.”
“That’s a husband penis.”

by Viokie October 4, 2021

penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)

1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping

by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021

Penis Headwrap

The act of wrapping a fresh dookie around ones tip, covered by the foreskin, before penetrating another mans orifices.

“Dan and I already have a penis headwrap before tonight’s NetFlix and fucking session.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Penis Attack

When you or someone attacks your penis when you or the other person is not looking.

“Guys! He’s getting penis attacked!”

by ?cupp¿ February 11, 2023

penis jousting

When two men lower their pants to below their knees and then proceed to run at one another with an erect penis. A winner of this competition can be named when one of the competitors begins to bleed from the foreskin or begins to cry.

Ryan Secrest and Rosie O'Donnel went Penis Jousting but Rosie O'Donnel won because her penis is much larger.

by Ben Walker January 17, 2006