Mental Giant

Someone who is real good at pointing out the obvious. Usually the idiot of the group who is trying to sound smart.

"Check out the grass, ITS GREEN!!"

"wow, you're a real mental giant aren't you"

by BVWhiTeBoY May 7, 2009

mental fuck

the act of shoving your penis inside of both of your partners ears then his/her mouth

that mental fuck was awesome last night

by ..............ha.....ha January 1, 2011

mental damn fuckation

severe emotional ar mental distress

blomer causes damn mental fuckation

by not racist April 22, 2003

Ments

A word used to describe someone/something so mental that it has to be shortened to 'ments'.

Taj- "Did u see that fight at lunch???"
Lee- "Ye it was well ments!!!"

Sam- "Mum just got well angry at me"
Brooke- "Ikr, she was acting ments"

by BazzaH October 13, 2013

mention Voldemort

To say something not meant to be said in polite company, thereby committing a serious faux pas. To say something politically incorrect. From the arch-villain of the Harry Potter series, whose name is not supposed to be mentioned in civil wizarding company.

I was only talking about how we need animal protein in our meals ... did I mention Voldemort there?

by Fearman August 4, 2007

mentos licker

one who is a freak with no friends. or a spaztic weirdo. or something you shout out in the middle of class when its really quiet

get away from me you mentos licker!

by xVanessaGx October 27, 2007

mentally fat

an intellectual state in which one is of well below average intelligence.

100% of the time, the mentally fat person is completely unaware of their intellectual condition.

Note: Physically attractive people can most certainly (and often times are) mentally fat.

Man, she was so hot but seriously, that girl is so goddamn mentally fat I could not stand another second in her presence.

by Brian Adelman May 1, 2010