You leave a review on their account and they serve you a seize and desist, although truthful, because of their hierarchy in the court rooms.
Fuck man! What a Jew Move!
Fuck man! What a Jew Move!
by Dbs310 December 7, 2021
Get the A Jew Movemug. One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
by Gojai August 31, 2017
Get the Bacon Jewmug. a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.
by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018
Get the soft jewmug. by DrHungDaddy420 September 25, 2015
Get the Klondike Jewmug. Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.
Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017
Get the jew factmug. A long time ago for as long as man can remember, there was a small group of private Universities (Yale, Harvard, Princeton, etc.) attended by arrogant sons and daughters of aristocrats and socialites. Due to their influential background and their white skin tone, they eventually graduated and naturally became leaders, CEOs, and CFOs of the world’s largest public corporations. They wanted a way to make money without exerting much effort so they decided to make public announcements of how their companies would do business together to generate X amount of revenue. This news led many investors, educated and uneducated, into foolishly buying shares of these companies. As the price of the shares rose, these so-called leaders became filthy rich. They would indulge in the finest caviar and French wines, wear designer suits and drive the fastest cars from Italy, and of course, have access to the most physically attractive women the world has to offer. Eventually their scam would come to an end so they had to sell their ownership of these company shares and announce to the public that the deals went sour. These scams repeat over and over throughout the history of man. This, my friend, is how the world works. If you are born the right color, and at the right time, you can have it all.
Joe: Life is so unfair. I just got canned dude.
Jack: Yup life sucks. If there's such thing as reincarnation, I'd want to be reborn a Harvard Jew.
Joe: Me too!
Jack: Yup life sucks. If there's such thing as reincarnation, I'd want to be reborn a Harvard Jew.
Joe: Me too!
by Gagamel August 11, 2010
Get the Harvard Jewmug. a derogatory cry,not unsimilar to 'wank off' or 'fuck off'
by alkalinesam December 8, 2006
Get the jew offmug.