Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.

I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.

by mohawkslim November 13, 2014

Mighty muffin

It means a good muffin. The food.

1: could I have a box of mighty muffins

2: yes here u go

by Mightymuffins December 30, 2019

Skuttle Muffin

A "cute" way of calling someone a slut. A non-offensive term to discribe someones promiscuous behavior.

Hannah Montana is not a skuttle muffin she is not a slut
Paris Hilton is a skuttle muffin because of her promiscuous behavior.

by Kaytee strapon May 25, 2011

muffin stapler

When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.

Dude I gave that chick the muffin stapler

by Element114 January 29, 2015

party muffins

a single-serving cake (muffin) with frosting, as if decorated for a party

Yo we should get some of those party muffins for your birthday!
You mean cupcakes?
You know what I mean!

by jnmtx November 25, 2017

boner muffin

When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.

Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.

by SchmiddyMaster May 12, 2016