A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.
Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018
Get the Bed Weaselmug. An extra bed in a travelodge hotel to eat pizza in or any other messy activity in order to keep the other bed clean.
by The Banana Gorilla Show November 17, 2013
Get the oily bedmug. by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021
Get the Bedmug. Hyper bed is a thing where you bring your bf/gf and you get naked and he shoves his cock inside your booty
by Bootyman162 June 14, 2017
Get the hyper bedmug. by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023
Get the ‘red the bed’mug. Associated with poor mental health; when someone stays in bed all day, only getting up for the bathroom or food
“Hey, have u seen Steve lately?”
‘Nah last I heard he’s cooped up bed rotting’
“Dang somebody should check in on him”
‘Nah last I heard he’s cooped up bed rotting’
“Dang somebody should check in on him”
by Leapfrogkid March 25, 2024
Get the Bed Rottingmug. An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.
Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.
by Bbbrizzle November 6, 2017
Get the Water Beddingmug.