Getting a Barry White

When you masterbate so much you're voice gets deeper.

His voice sounds like getting a Barry White

by Tylerturtlehead May 21, 2019

Getting a ride to school

Getting a ride to school means that you pass a test or course just because you had sex with a teacher.

Nah I passed that test by getting a ride to school from Ms. Adams.

by MyMaxPseudonym June 13, 2019

Getting "Johnnie'd"

When you sneeze it's about as far away from homeostasis the body gets and actually recover on its own. For a micro second every muscle contracts and relaxes without any control maneuver we try. Be it just a quick one time "bless you" sneeze or the repetitive uncontrollable sneeze-o-rama the same somatic short circuit occurs. Knowing this, and knowing you are going to get deepthroated why would I not put some pepper around the umbilical region and if needed lower? The awesomeness of being deepthroated is because the throat is trying to force the cock back out. This spasm is what gives the one being deepthroated that, "OH SO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY FEELING" Getting "JOHNNIE'D" causes the repetitious spasm causing sneeze lottery....... Unfortunate. Possibly. For the throat of that special watery-eyed individual looking up at you with that WTF expression. Fabulously unparalleled phalic fun time for the receiver. Enjoy and well, ENJOY!!

I PLANNED ON GETTING "JOHNNIE'D" TONIGHT SO I HAD DINNER BROUGHT TO THE ROOM.

by JaxSnow July 10, 2019

Getting starked

When someone or something complety fucks you over in some way. Named after tony stark who fucked himself over by killing himself. Rip never forget

Christian: dude I’m trying to play blackout but I’m keep getting starked by this annoying as kid
Ayden: hahaha dude get fucking starked

Christian: fuck you dude

by Sexymofo911 July 12, 2019

getting necked

getting necked means being beat up or punched in the neck

“fam i’m gonna be (getting necked) this is a dead ting”

by Fucksakebitch August 11, 2019

Getting housed

Getting Housed is when you go to the hospital during a bad trip and they kick your door down and take all your shit

"I just got done getting housed by Merrifield Crisis Center who ransacked my shit and stole $100,000 worth of consumants that were supposed to last me until I was 50."

by Codey Neal October 12, 2019

Getting a PBJ

When you get a blowjob with peanut butter smeared across your dick.

I knew that she was a feature hooker when she told me that I was Getting a PBJ!

by Arnie Grape October 16, 2019