Hammer Smashed Face

Drunk to an extreme degree.

Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"

by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011

EGF - Electronic Glow Face

The deathly blue glow cast on a persons face by an electronic device in low light conditions resulting in a zombie like appearence and overwhelming fixation on said device.

Hey dude, why don't you put down your f'n phone and join the world of the living, Your EGF - Electronic Glow Face is pissing me off, freak!

by whatstheword December 8, 2011

Resting Bitch-Face

An unintentional look upon a woman's face that conveys a sense of bitchiness.

Kelly has a resting bitch-face, she always looks pissed off.

by TallNotDarkNotHandsome March 29, 2015

Poop Face

The face kids make when they're pooping

Hey what's with the poop face?

by D-Monkey February 25, 2018

shoot me in the face

a phrase said when something sucks very very very much or is crappy. especially when you are very bored or someone you hate walks into the room.

alba: erin just walked in the room.
elizabeth: oh my god, shoot me in the face

by elizabethandalba December 22, 2008

cock face

when you take a pair of sunglasses and set them on your penis while you are naked. Thus making a face with your penis as the nose, ballsack as the chin, the pubes as the hair, and the sunglasses as the eyes. The hair style of the face can vary depending on the length of your pubic hairs. It looks very funny.

"hey look my cock face has a beard!"

by Tyler C. November 15, 2007

Facebionage

The combination of the words "Facebook" and "Espionage".
Using Facebook in order to spy on people, looking into their profile, their friends list, gathering all possible information about them.

I've done some facebionage activity last night, and guess what? As it turns out, my old friend from way back in high school is now living in Paris and he's got a new dog!

by GreyTomato April 20, 2009