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Canadian Autism 

A disease that’s very similar in nature to autism. However this form of autism is Canadian. Every Canuck is born with this disease. Canadian Autism can be spread in many ways: By eating Canadian bacon( another name for dried ham), consuming maple syrup as a beverage, or drinking milk from a bag. Canadian Autism can also be contracted from another Canadian(or another person with the disease) via physical contact or hearing them saying unintelligible phrases or sentences, like their usual “eh”. As of now, December 28th, 2018 there is no cure or treatment to Canadian Autism.
Noah offered me some bacon at the the Toronto Maple Leafs game. Unfortunately I didn’t know it was Canadian bacon and I contracted Canadian Autism.

Canadian Tuxedo 

Having sex while wearing a Canadian Tuxedo and using maple syrup as lube
Dude: “Bro, last night Jessic finally let me use the Canadian Tuxedo!”
Canadian Tuxedo by BradHuttButt March 10, 2019

Canadian Special 

Well done french fries, quebec cheese curds, gravy, maple syrup, Canadian bacon, ground polar bear meat, hockey pucks, nickelback hatred, and curling rocks. served when it’s -43° Celsius with the windchill with a double double from Tim hortons and a side of bagged milk. Typically eaten during a hockey game. Eh?
Yes I’ll get a Canadian special to go please.

Ok. It’s gonna be about 5 minutes soori.”
That’s ok, I’ll wait in my dog sled.

Canadian History 

A sexual act that involves burnt pubic hair covered in wax that is in the shape of a dildo used to apply lubricant to the clevage of a 500 pound prostitute from Alabama so that her dog can lick peanut butter off her arm pit.
The prostitute from Alabama taught me Canadian History.

Canadian Cheez Whiz 

$20.00 CAD. It's a Canadian term derived from the apparent price of a large jar of Cheez Whiz in the Canadian territory of Nunavut. The price was jacked up so high because of how expensive it was for Kraft to export their products to Nunavut.

Somehow, the term eventually reached southern Canada, and Canadians found it humorous how much Cheez Whiz costs up north, so much so that they started using it as a synonym for $20, even after the price of Cheez Whiz went back down. People commonly put the blame on certain documentaries made around the time about the standard of living in Nunavut, many of which commented on the price of Cheez Whiz.

Its proper name would actually be a Nunavummiuq Cheez Whiz, as that's the proper demonym for Nunavut, but people are either too lazy or too stupid to figure out how that word is pronounced, so in common speech it's just referred to as a "Cheez Whiz," leaving in the dark everybody who is unaware of this obscure slang.
"Dude, be careful with that, it's gotta be worth at least one hundred Canadian Cheez Whiz."

"That comes to 2 Nunavummiuq Cheez Whiz, eh?"
Canadian Cheez Whiz by 2kfm3 January 30, 2010

Canadian Change-Up 

Fondly named after one infamous french-canadian, changing the order of rotation during a session by passing the piece in the incorrect direction.
Hoover grimaced as he realized his egregious error of passing the dutchie an the right hand side, fulfilling his first error of a canadian change-up
Canadian Change-Up by Scuba October 6, 2003