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A disease that’s very similar in nature to autism. However this form of autism is Canadian. Every Canuck is born with this disease. Canadian Autism can be spread in many ways: By eating Canadian bacon( another name for dried ham), consuming maple syrup as a beverage, or drinking milk from a bag. Canadian Autism can also be contracted from another Canadian(or another person with the disease) via physical contact or hearing them saying unintelligible phrases or sentences, like their usual “eh”. As of now, December 28th, 2018 there is no cure or treatment to Canadian Autism.
Noah offered me some bacon at the the Toronto Maple Leafs game. Unfortunately I didn’t know it was Canadian bacon and I contracted Canadian Autism.
by Pussy Annihilator December 28, 2018
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