I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021

Goldfish in a Soup Can

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld

One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.

by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 19, 2021

colored can tab

Colored can tab with the hole is a makeout session unlike the regular can tab with the hole 💋

here’s a colored can tab for her/him/them/ other 😉

by Blue2blue1 July 2, 2021

Half Can Dan

Someone that can't handle their drink

Steve is such a Half Can Dan, look at him he is pissed after only half a beer!

by Scottish Doggie August 26, 2013

detroit trash can

Plowing a dirty chick in the ass while hiding in an alley.

I stopped off for a Detroit trash can after watching the Lions lose.

by Detroit0352 September 12, 2013

Umut Ege Can

A very handsome boy with charismatic manners. If you see this sexy beast then you already know you're in for a wild night. Male and Female.

I had such a great time with Umut Ege Can last night.

by Umut Ege Can June 24, 2023

Tuna Can Girth

2019's version of BDE (Big Dick Energy).

"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"

by thefox.com January 2, 2019