Strawberrys and Cream 

This being the resulting mixture of semen and menstrual fluid, so called due to the red and white colour.

I fucked Sandra during her period, shot my load and she fanny farted the strawberrys and cream on to the bed sheets.

Strawberrys and Cream by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

69 cream pie 

Two women having both recently had intercourse with the same man who ejaculated into each of them performing cunnilingus on the other.

Jack's bliss babe Anne and their girlfriend did the 69 cream pie while he got ready for another round.

69 cream pie by maplefrost May 26, 2009

ice cream gland 

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

ice cream gland by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

spice cream 

Superheated, ultra-painful liquid feces brought on by ingesting spicy food and/or cheap alcohol.

"Man, I was in tears on the bowl for an hour from the Spice Cream the wings and beer gave me."

spice cream by Whitey McGee September 22, 2007

Zipper cream 

An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.

Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.

Zipper cream by redread January 21, 2014

Ice Cream Sunday 

When teenage girls spend their Sunday afternoon eating a tub of ice cream and watch movies or go on the internet.

"Jessica had a Ice Cream Sunday last weekend, she said she was picking up trash in the woods, but, I'm not an idiot."

Ice Cream Sunday by Lonely Larry March 28, 2015

choda cream 

Choda cream is the greasy layer of oily sweat, dirt, dead skin cells, fecal matter, urine and ejaculate that forms over your choda...especially when you don't bathe daily.

I got choda cream all over my new boxer shorts.

choda cream by 011000101101001010101010001011 February 28, 2016