Bradford

A 6' tall blonde girl who is completely gangster. She out drinks, out smokes and out parties every guy she hangs with.

Did you see that shit that Bradford did? Bitch is out of control

by Mccullers January 22, 2015

braden

son of a bitch. doesn't really understand the way the world works. a braden usually doesn't care about anyone besides themselves and they'll do nothing but whine until they get what they want. not someone you wanna get close to unless you call 500,000 miles close.

That Braden guy, yeah he's an ass.

by picturetoburn November 21, 2010

Brad

He likes swing dancing and playing the guitar and hiding in the closet when the wind is loud. He always wears his favorite purple hoodie and has a twitchy ankle. Brads are very sweet and they like smoothies. Hanging out with him is refreshing and cool, just like lemonade. Brads work best with girls whose names start with an E, such as "Edna", "Edwina", "Erma", "Edwarda", and "Ethel". Oh, and he's pretty much amazing.

Ethel: "Look at that Brad! Why is he hiding in the closet?" Edwina: "Because all the purple hoodies are in there!"

by Tennessee Girl April 25, 2011

Brad's Law

To a computer programmer, the similarity between a clitoris and a segfault. To the programmer, both can be notoriously difficult to find, and offer great reward when found.

Jim: Dude, i can't satisfy my girlfriend!
Brad: Pretend her clit is a segfault.

Jim: You're advice worked great!
Brad: That's why it's Brad's Law!

by goodvikings November 30, 2009

Broadway Joe

A term for performing oral sex. Involves two guys and a gay black man.

"Me and Tim just performed a Broadway Joe on Bob."
"Nice man!"

by bvvgn February 8, 2015

Broady Oysters

Golden wok dim sims, steamed dim sims cut in half then fried flat side down in a frying pan until golden brown, served on a plate fried side up drizzled with dark soy sauce

A delicacy from Broadmeadows, Australia

I could go a feed of Broady Oysters while watching the AFL

by TheNonDieters May 31, 2016

Woadie Broadie

It's an expression used in many ways, you can use it when you're surprised, scared, or when you're absolutely mind-blown/fucked

Woadie broadie!! woah you really scared me

by RECKLESS October 3, 2017