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Brandon Bitchie 

That guy in your circle (or prior circle, perhaps you've cut ties now) that seems cool until you hang out for more than a month. Initially an average bro/friend/chum. He likes video games, internet humor, skating, music, pretty much anything you like. However, after enough time his true personality peeks out. And you're introduced to the Brandon Bitchie's catchphrase, "cbf." Which also stands for "Can't be fucked." (but of course, he cbf to type can't be fucked)

He cbf to play a game to completion, he cbf to contribute to the internet, he cbf to skate in temperatures over 90 degress, and he cbf to buy music. At the end of everything, he simply cbf. He's got better things to do. What are these better things? No one really knows. What we DO know, is that the Brandon Bitchie likes to, well, bitch. Bitches that it's too hot, too cold, he's hungry, he's thirsty, he's bored, he's tired, he's NOT tired, he's got a headache, his socks are too soft. A Brandon Bitchie will spam you with "cbf" and "X is too Y" until all you want to do is delete him from your facebook page or MSN contacts - something you should get on...
You: What up man?
Brandon Bitchie: Not much. Bored.
You: Wanna skate?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to skate xD too hot
You: Go to the mall?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to drive
You: Kill yourself?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to tie noose
Brandon Bitchie by MF Fry December 23, 2010
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Brandon Moore 

A self gratification technique which involves a leather belt, an ice cube, and a small poodle or baby. Tying one end of the belt around the poodle(or baby)'s neck and the other around your erect penis (leave a little loose for proper friction). By gyrating the hips in a clockwise motion, the 'performer' of the act is able to spin the weighted belt like a propeller on the penis...The poodle/baby will wail and moan thus mimicking a very sadistic horny woman....after ejaculation, apply ice to the crotch region.
"Hey man, why you walkin so funny?"
"I got drunk while watching my baby brother, and decided to do a Brandon Moore."
Brandon Moore by bitchbuymeahotdog! October 18, 2008

Brandon's dick 

Tiny little thing. That can't fit in vagina.
Brandon's dick is tiny. Nobody would want to suck it.
Brandon's dick by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016

Brandon christopher

A homosexual man that has a small dick.
wow that kid at that table over there is a real "Brandon Christopher" damn son I feel bad for him. For rizzeale
Brandon christopher by Pauljtmofo February 5, 2008

brandon spence 

the maddest of all cunts.

Brandon Wooters 

A quiet, off centered dude, with notes of depression and anxiety that worries to much and has a tendency to like things he can't have.
Why are you worrying about the littlest things. you must be Brandon Wooters
Brandon Wooters by Brandon84 December 14, 2010

Brandon Bartling

Cutest drummer of all time. From Indiana. Likes cuddling and making other's lives better.
"Can I get a guy like Brandon Bartling?"