A particular kind of restful, fulfilling sleep that can only be obtained by sleeping in a bed. This kind of sleep is especially needed by college students.
by Smolmarph February 24, 2011
Get the bed sleepmug. 1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.
2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.
I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
by aalh October 9, 2020
Get the bed-spreadmug. Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.
Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.
Hobo 2: STANKY!
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.
Hobo 2: STANKY!
by killbo December 15, 2011
Get the bed chocolatemug. by emmajudd April 10, 2021
Get the emmas bedmug. The Cutest Cat Or Kitten You Will Ever Meet In Your Life A A-Bed is A cat Which doesn't Adventure Much But He Loves Giving Hugs 🤗
by FlyingFishy543 (Taylor) June 16, 2019
Get the a-bedmug. When you have your period and blood leaks onto the sheets in your sleep. It’s like wetting the bed only you have less control of it happening as sometimes your wearing adequate period wear but your period might be so heavy that it leaks onto the sheets anyways.
by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023
Get the ‘red the bed’mug. 