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waffle

A really awesome person, who pretty much is loved by everyone, yet is over looked.
Wow, I never noticed but she's a waffle.
by Ivy2008 July 26, 2006
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Waffled

The violent dispersion of a large amount of waffles on the house of an enemy.
Dude, Jerry, I'm pretty sure we just got waffled.
by cara304 April 2, 2009
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Waffle

To crack, or under achieve under pressure. To set the bar high, and knock it down every damn time. The never ending loser.
The Toronto maple Leafs have waffled every season since 1967.

The Leafs are real waffle's this year.

That Phaneuf is a real waffle. Why did they trade for him
by waffleman123 January 22, 2011
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Blue Waffle

A dirty vagina that looks gross. You'll know when you see one. Most likely you would want to through up.
I think that girl has a blue waffle. Don't mess around with her
by Mellow123456 October 13, 2011
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Hot Waffle

A sex act where, during a threesome with two other women, a man must get all of his 'man batter' into all of the womens' orifaces.
My husband and I met up with Stephanie last night and boy did he give us a good hot waffle!
by Tallski July 21, 2009
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waffle face

In tennis or racquetball, to hit a player in the face with your racquet.
Out of all his tantrums on the tennis court, I wonder if John McEnroe ever gave anyone a waffle face--even the referees.
by RJSchex February 17, 2005
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soggy waffle

An item of refuse. Used mainly in terms of romance and relationships. A person who has been buttered up and then left standing alone without further indulgence. An unwanted item. A forgotten individual, no matter how delictable or delicious they may be.
He pushed me aside like a soggy waffle.
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