Take one

To take part in the recieving of one item.

I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.

by Alec May 14, 2004

take a number

A fine women that everybody wants to get with...
A prostitute.

Man you want to get with her you might as well take a number...

by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

take a knee

"Take a Knee", heretofore called TAK. This term comes from American Football. Should you f**k up during practice or worse, during a game, the coach tells you TAK. I first heard this term in 1985, though I believe it originated from an earlier date.

Coach Says: Miss your read...TAK. Miss your block...TAK. Miss your hole...TAK.
Ex: God...mit John Doe! Get your blocks or you're taking a knee.
Ex: Jesus Freakin' Christ... that ball fell right through your hands, Take a Knee.

by ElCompaDelChuco April 6, 2007

Take on the dodgems

Engage in sex with, usually in a rough fashion.

"Take on the dodgems:"

"Your dad is taking my mother on the dodgems."

by commodorejohn October 9, 2008

Baam...take that!

An expression of extreme happiness after a tough task has been accomplished.

You have just sold another car for Evans Halshaw.
"Baam...take that!".

by oioipricey August 14, 2009

take a number

A way of saying
"Shutup mate, your not significant"

"I wish i had some music mozoes"
"Take a number dude"

by Yep October 13, 2004

Take a Diane

When you take an extremely watery shit that smells so foul like death escaped your ass

I had Chipotle earlier today I hope I don't take a Diane in my pants tonight

by The Great TooZad November 25, 2020