slumper

A generally fat, nasty, and unattractive woman seen through beer googles and acted upon sexually in order to break one's slump.

Nate Sylvester broke his slump at the summo wrestling party, where he had his way with a bumper crop of slumpers.

by logan cleaver October 29, 2003

slurple

noun: an imaginary creature that injects poisonous venom into its victims and yet is being researched as a cure for Alzheimer's Disease. All in all, a miraculous specimen.

*the only word in the English language that rhymes with purple.

The slurple has been known to kill large animals in under 15 seconds and humans in under 3 minutes.

by Holy Heartfailure August 25, 2007

San Francisco Slurpee

when a guy cums in a girls butt hole then proceeds to suck it out through a straw.

Dude, I came in her ass and did a San Francisco Slurpee.

by inspironb120 June 20, 2009

slump

When a hockey or soccer team is on a losing streak and they dont win much and they dont play that well. You can also call a sens slump: when a team loses a game.

After allowing their 13th lost in 16 games The Nashville Predators fired their head coach. They were in a too big of a slump.

by kicknickinthenet December 24, 2007

slurpy joe

When you secretly replace the coffee creamer with your cum.

I tricked Eric into drinking my Slurpy joe! He loves my new "creamer"

by wife beater2 November 30, 2021

Herpe Slurpee

An oral herpe breakout makeout session.

Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"

Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."

Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"

by dinkydew January 16, 2012

missippi slurpy

When you separate a vagina and have a man eat it

Wow just got a missippi slurpy

by Jason Blake October 20, 2017